Herb Robert? Never heard of him!!
So, did he tour with Dave Brubeck, or was it Miles Davis? Was he hip? Not really... Herb Robert might sound like it should a jazz musician, but if you Take Five (see what I did there?) and look at the photo above, you'll think in terms of a different branch of the arts. To me at least, the leaves here look like a William Morris* design. The small, pink flowers tend to be a good few inches apart but a large Herb Robert can put up a good showing. In the early autumn, the flowers become purple. The plant's appearance varies across the UK; in some northern parts of England, the flowers are white rather than pink, and in rocky places the stems tend to be red. One thing that seems not to vary is the smell of the plant - I have a typical ex-smokers lack of sense of smell, but I'm told that it Herb Roberts smells rather unpleasant. So much so, in fact, that it is also known as Stinking Bob**. It has not been unknown for people to crush the leaves and use them...